WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS...

Like parents, like daughter... collage by Stray

"I Will(s) Have A Girl" collage by Stray

MotherBear collage by Stray

SaveThemAll collage by Stray

2013 JOHNSON's Baby Top-to-Toe Bath & 2013 KIDDCARE stores ads from UK (OK! mag royal birth special issue)

2011 ELEVEN PARIS online store ad from France & 2013 POLICE 'To Be - The King & The Queen' fragrance ad from Italy

NotSoPoorYorick collage by Stray

CaliforniaKingBed collage by Stray (1961 Firestone foam mattresses ad vs stills from Rihanna video clip)

KillerRebelDancingQueen (2012 MANGO fragrance ad vs 2013 KATY PERRY fragrance ad)

LOLde 2013 Swagger X-mas card by Michele Moricci

And for more laugh, my royal ads selection:
http://s1194.photobucket.com/user/ADmazing/library/ROYAL%20ads?sort=4&page=1

GAGART

"Pop culture was an art. Now art's in pop culture in ME"

Lady GAGA

 BikiniThisWayIntheUSA collage by Stray

 

DelicateFreshness collage by Stray

(left image: 1961 French refrigerators advertisement)

 ParkedThisWay collage by Stray

SLOGAN (in Spanish): "She's always beautiful, parked and all!" 



...and more Gagart

Gaga & her stretch marks' majestic arrival at the  premiere if the 'Applause' video (August 2013)

 

Gaga with FELLOW ARTISTS RobertWilson & Marina Abramovic in Hamptons (July 2013) 
(three litres of facial fillers + some more spilled onto the artists' tee)

'Paparazzi' videoclip screenshot,  2010

Louis Vuitton gold-plated wheelchair

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'You and I' video screenshot, 2011

"Fashion film" by Inez & Vinoodh, 2011

Gaga in Netherlands, Born This Way Ball Tout 2012

GAGA by Terry Richardson (2012)

 

2013

Collage by Deadly Bite

Find out more in this magistral post of DISSENTEGRATION blog

RED

Red&WhiteStrip(e)s collage [by Stray©]

Symphony in Red collage [by Stray©]

(a screenshot from "Pretender" music video by Foo Fighters vs

 "La Tomatina" (tomato fight) festival in Spain) 

RedCaps collage [by Stray©]

 

RougeSquare collage [by Stray©]

 

CrabbyLips collage [by Stray©]

WHEN PUNK IS PINK AND ROCK IS SCHMOCK

Avril Lavigne Becomes Marilyn Manson's 'Bad Girl' On Naughty New Track
'Just lay your head in daddy's lap/ You're a bad girl,' Mason snarls on the song off Lavigne's upcoming self-titled album.
(MTV.com, 29.10.13)

 

Lavigne's real-life hangout sessions with Manson are just as wild, she told us.
"I had wanted to shave the side of my head for quite some time, and I used to put it in a braid there [side of her head] and so it was kind of like shaving it," Lavigne recalled. "And then one night, it was on my adventure to France. During my adventure when I was living there, we were hanging out backstage and we were with his band having a few drinks and I was like, 'Let's shave my head. I'm ready; let's do this!' He's like that, though. He has fun. He wears his makeup; his wardrobe is very visual. I like his style."

CORTE DE MANGA HOLY SH*T

NI**A YOU CLAIM / FAME IS A SHAME /

BRIGHT LIGHTS BLINDING / BLAME IT ON ILLUMINATI /

FLASHING UR TRIANGLE / F***ING CUBIC PUBIC PYRAMID /

THEM BIG BROTHER ALL-SEEING EYE /

OBELISK 555 FEET ON EVERLASTING HIGH /

FUNNY FUND RAISING / OR MONEY ERECTION? /

À LA MAGNA CARTA / PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION /

LADIES FIRST OR FIRST LADIES /

NO HOOD RAT FLASHES 150 CARAT /

NOW U CURSE THE B-WORD /

LIKE UR HOLY SPAWN’S THE ONLY NON-BITCH IN THE WORLD

WHEN ALL THIS MONEY BLOW / U IN THE FRONT ROW

AMERICAN STYLE LEG CROSS / WHO’S THE BOSS?

SIPPING FROM UR HOLY GRAIL / WATCHING THEM AWARDS FOR SALE

ALL THE SH*T U SAY / TAKING COMMUNION WITH D’USSE

TWO AND A HALF GRAND / ZOO AIR CUSTOM BRAND

BOA CROCODILE / LIZARD ALLIGATOR & STING RAY

SOBEK EGYPTIAN CROCO GOD / SLAYED & F***ING FLAYED

 Parody by Stray ©

Grammy awards 2013

Blue Ivy's custom-made crown (2013)

 Beyoncé's foot in Blue Ivy's baby heel (2013)

"The Brooklyn Zoo 1′s cannot be tamed with an elaborate combination of Elephant, Ostrich, Python, Boa, Crocodile, Lizard, Alligator, Suede, and Sting Ray intricately cut to transform the Jordan 1 from a basketball sneaker into the worlds most daring and dapper sneaker concepts known to man." (from vibe.com)